Friday Fox News Porn; Fox tagged by Regan for attempting Kerik coverup against the Feds?!!

It's the red light hour folks, and FOX News Porn is there for you. (and now Fox Business Porn). What? Well basically they love to show tasty young strippers and whatnot, in an effort to maintain viewership among the vaunted Lecherous Old Men Who Hate Arabs niche.

This video got tagged by Digg as "adult content" despite the fact that it is nothing but 100% Fox News footage, with transitions and mocking titles added. This is surely unrelated to Digg starting some kind of partnership with News Corp.

Cliff Schecter shares the latest FoxPorn news with the Agonist crowd:

For this entry, I come bearing more gifts than than a coal/oil/auto/baby seal poacher lobbyist meeting with Mitch McConnell. It's more of your favorite Fox fun! Yes, we at Brave New Films, after our Fox Attacks Decency video went over so well, used the remaining, 457,927 hours of smutty Fox coverage to embark on a more sober project.

It's called Fox News Porn!, and the video is hot (well, not as hot as Rush-Limbaugh-with-a-cornucopia-of-little-red-pills-in-the-red-light-district-of-Bangkok hot, but of ample degree). In fact, it was so risque, apparently, that Digg flagged it as porn (or could it be that they are in takeover talks with News Corp.?), YouTube makes you promise to be 18 and spam filters in emails across the land are working harder than Pat Robertson to justify his lusty-lipped love-in with Rudy Giuliani.

So let's go to the videotape (back up above)! And as a side note, we promise no "wide stances," prostitutes with the same name as your wife or acohohol-blamed, Congressional Page binges. Fair is fair, and the GOP has already staked their claim to this territory. We do, however, give you the video that over 167,000 peole watched in one day. Fox News Porn!

Here's the main video, but there are more:

It was a tough week for News Corp after Bernie Kerik's ex-paramour Judith Regan (who would boff that guy - yuck!) sued News Corp for $100 million, claiming Fox executives pressured her to lie to the Feds investigating Kerik's formidable record of graft, corruption, mob favors and other delicious New York treats:

In a suit filed Tuesday in the Supreme Court of New York, Regan alleges that "a senior executive" at News Corp. asked her to lie to federal investigators about information she may have obtained about ex-New York police commissioner Bernard Kerik because it might do harm to former mayor Rudolph Giuliani's campaign for the 2008 Republican presidential nomination.

(Let's not forget, "No new radios" Giuliani wanted to make this towering pile of grease America's Homeland Security chief.)

On a related note, the horrible Nancy Grace gets pissed off when the 'wrong' Paris Hilton clips run, and then apparently the control room staff veers off and starts playing clips of.. other stuff. Short but funny.

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