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Minnesota Anonymous to protest "Church of Scientology" travesty-industrial complex in St Paul tomorrow - in blizzard?

UPDATE 3PM SUNDAY: Here's the video I livestreamed at the protest today. Bambuser link: http://bambuser.com/v/3363747 Pretty fun and good champs in the snow amirite?

Youtube version may finish processing this year?

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A heads-up for lulzcats in the Minnesnowta region: Minnesota Anonymous people have filed a permit to protest at the Church of Scientology "Ideal Org" at Wabasha & Exchange Streets, (the old Science Museum of MN building) starting at 10:30AM roughly, marking five years of Chanology, the large-scale protests which brought the old era of abusive Scientology schemes to a close. I will probably livestream from some part of this at http://bambuser.com/channel/hongpong & keep an eye on http://twitter.com/hongpong for updates otherwise.

Also given the expected snowy weather tomorrow, the exception to "CONCEALING IDENTITY" in Minnesota Statute may clearly apply:

609.735 CONCEALING IDENTITY. - 609.735, 2012 Minnesota Statutes

A person whose identity is concealed by the person in a public place by means of a robe, mask, or other disguise, unless based on religious beliefs, or incidental to amusement, entertainment, protection from weather, or medical treatment, is guilty of a misdemeanor.

Despite a decidedly lowprofile promotional scheme, this was already in the local paper. Info from PioneerPress.com published Feb 6th, updated 7th: Church of Scientology 'dance protest' in St. Paul a go. Vuvuzela playing? Limited. - TwinCities.com

The St. Paul City Council voted to allow a planned "dance protest" outside of the Church of Scientology in downtown St. Paul, but limited a requested noise variance to a single hour.

Members of Minnesota Anonymous had applied for a noise variance from 10:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. on Feb. 10. The group's application listed vuvuzelas, the type of horns used at sporting events, and speakers among their instruments.

"Free speech is one thing, and a total disruption of people's lives is another," said St. Paul City Council Member Dave Thune. "They're free, of course, to picket, carry signs, at various times."

Before the vote, Nancy Schumacher, a public affairs director for the Church of Scientology, told the council that a noisy protest would disrupt Sunday services, church courses and residential neighbors.

"The intent of the group is to actually harass and intimidate church members, and we're hoping you will vote against it," she said.

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No one representing Minnesota Anonymous spoke at the hearing.

Here is my commentary on this ugly fake religion on PP:

It was a sad travesty when the once proud, educational and even fun Science Museum of Minnesota building of my youth got taken over by this nasty, greedy little corporate cult which is partially based on the intrinsically selfish & maniacal teachings of Hubbard's personal hero & organizer of Satanic sects, Aleister Crowley. It turns the principles of the Enlightenment on its head to have such 'black disinformation' spammed out into the larger community.

I have met people whose family lives have been ruined, through no choices of their own, because of Scientology's classic cult strategy of dominating and splitting families, requiring years of deprogramming simply to obtain a normal life once more. That type of abuse certainly suffices to justify protesting this corporatist, 'intellectual property' hoarding knockoff cult. Also they kill people through brainwashing at their front organizations such as "Narconon Arrowhead" in Oklahoma. I'm not a "member of Anonymous" but I can agree this travesty of a site offends me as much as anything in the Cities.

See pics from Fibonacci Blue for older local protests at the now-closed Nicollet Mall org: Flickr: Fibonacci Blue's Photostream. See late 2011 opening of this place post: Largest Scientology church in Midwest opens in downtown St. Paul - TwinCities.com.

Minnesota Government Shutdown Over: threat of alcohol-based general strike gets em going!

This was a pretty good edit I thought (we really crafted a nice mix) but hasn't gotten too many views yet :-/

The official 2011 special session budget omnibus bills are here.

LYRICS:
Minnesota legislators time to get things done
We've been losing everything and you think this is fun
first you take our lottery and then you close our parks
Now you want the very thing that's closest to our hearts

CHORUS:
No Beer No Work
Will be my battle cry
When I am feeling dry
I never could like lemonade or Pepsi
For beer is all I'll buy

I'll hide myself away until some brighter day
When I can drink my lager from a stein
No Beer No Work
will be my battle cry
after the first of July

We the people have a plan to make the shutdown end
Compromise and fair taxation now its time to bend
We can't pay our mortgages and this is just not fair
Do what's best for everyone and tax the millionaires

CHORUS

Minnesota's future and our kids are on the line
Don't cut education while the wealthy sip their wine
We bend over backwards and now you have shut the door
Minnesota's standing up and we can't take no more!

CHORUS

Directed by: Nick Espinosa
Edited by: Dan Feidt

Comedy Central has weird faux-subliminal meme campaign going on

Several videos and a GLP post cover the New Subliminal Messages on Comedy Channel. Looks like an internet meme campaign to me. Not too shabby though. The colored words (not all legible) form strange thoughts.... In the end the joke assures us they're in on it all. Thanks Viacom.

This one satirizes "the jocks in baseball caps and chinos screaming 'usa'" so credit there i guess.

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here's the esoteric joke one:

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gotta have mind control subliminal meta subliminal at hand:

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More below the fold, why not?

So Rational, Entirely Scheduled, Always Escalating War on Drugs & Indie Foods: Mn Board of Pharmacy & our endless circular biochemical police state

Check it: So Rational, Entirely Scheduled, Always Escalating War on Drugs & Indie Foods: Mn Board of Pharmacy & our endless circular biochemical police state. Finally got this story posted.

Also had a fairly good effort to point out that no one cares about criminal banking operations in Minnesota, including the laundering of drug money thru the Federal Reserve System! You're guaranteed to laugh at this moment of law enforcement rationalization fail :)

Obama Birth Certificate in Adobe Illustrator - Prank of Text Layers - Photoshop nerds unite

This Adobe Illustrator nonsense will rock your face off! So bizarre I had to make a video about it all.

Photoshop nerds unite in confusion! Too silly to be true? Obama birth certificate has multiple layers in Adobe Illustrator. Seems like an election prank by Terry McAuliffe or something. Many more important things going on. It's a great political distraction.

Probably more relevant: Obama's mother's family CIA/OSS type connections - http://www.waynemadsenreport.com

Alchemy and Debt Demons - FAIL DOT GOV sHuTdOwN2011 - The All-True Esoteric story behind the 2011 Government Shutdown

FEDERAL SHUTDOWN 2011: The Untold Story -
long story short, our narrative ends with The Jesus giving everyone SHROOMS. Alchemy and accountants, the Shutdown revealed mysterious & esoteric truths underlying our post-masonic Nation.

[ I had a couple folders sitting around with new, weird & funny images. Dropped these pics in and wrote a weird story, kind of Conspiracy JPEG Mad Libs :-]

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It Began with a Plague of Debt Demons



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Tea Party Jacobins at it again (classic political cartoon from the French Revolution)


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They switched to Aviators in the next decade or so.

Below the fold: more of the Mysteries!

Robert Erickson: Featured Pic for Top 10 Political Moments of 2010

Friend of mine says this is still a running gag at her office six months later! :-D

My mom is happy the Christmas tablecloth went a bit viral! Star Tribune featured the penny drop as the most photogenic political moment in Minnesota politics for 2010!

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The boring 2010 campaign season featured one hilarious moment categorically different than all the others: the penny drop by one Robert Erickson at Tom Emmer's campaign stop. For More, ColumbusGoHome.com .

Let's go back to where it all began :) Robert Erickson punks the Tea Party against immigration at the Minnesota State Capitol:

With a moment to reflect... since posted Nov 17, 2009, this video has 47,188 views on YouTube. It's been shared 1493 times on facebook, 10166 views from conservative boortz.com, 6360 from Huffpo, 848 from ColumbusGoHome.com and 592 on dangerousminds.net.
It just kinda snowballed from there! Nice work -- the whole effort to carry the immigration debate into the mainstream paid off, along with the efforts of many to connect immigration, Native rights and colonialism in issues like Fort Snelling. I'll tip to that.
More infos: MIRAC Mn Immigrant Rights Action Committee.

Rap News vs the News World Order - gotta see this vid!

Any friend of this site pretty much is required to watch the latest rapnews: Marvelous work!

As posted:

Who let the Logs out!? Wikileaks drops 400,000 classified documents shedding new light on the Iraq war — the biggest leak of classified military documents in history — sending shockwaves across the Fourth Estate. Rap News marks the occasion by inviting into the studio the former US Secretary of Offense, Donald Rumsfeld. But what starts out as a conventional Rap News interview soon descends into mayhem as the live feed is hijacked by News World Order, eager to spin the record like a disc jockey on crack. Enter Bill O'Really, the champion of Fair & Balanced journalism, dragging us screaming into the No Spine Zone. Only divine intervention can save us now, from a fate worse than death. But beware of imitators; not all is what it seems to be! Join us for a rollercoaster episode of Rap News, featuring a very very special guest appearance.

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Video: Lawsuit Zombies fight state repression with police money, brains & more brains!

Video release of sorts from the Minneapolis zombies, and a fun edit. 1min40s, brevity! Plz subscribe to Youtube & now Scribd document service as well. If you haven't yet, check out Scribd for a marvelous array of all sorts of documents (PDFs, office, etc)...w00pw00p.

Press release:

Zombies to Donate Thousands to RNC 8 and Scott DeMuth

Portion of Minneapolis Police Settlement to Go to Anarchists Facing Trial

Minneapolis, MN--The RNC 8 and Scott DeMuth, Twin Cities anarchist organizers facing trial this fall on politically motivated conspiracy charges, are receiving donations to their legal defense funds from an unlikely source--zombies who settled a lawsuit with the City of Minneapolis late last week.

The seven "zombie" street theatre performers split a $165,000 settlement with their lawyer stemming from police misconduct during their false arrests in 2006 [see http://tinyurl.com/strib-zombies ]. Members of the Zombie 7 have pledged at least $4,000 of their settlement to the legal defense of the RNC 8 and Scott DeMuth, another Minneapolis activist facing a politically-motivated conspiracy trial this fall.

The RNC 8 (http://rnc8.org ) were pre-emptively arrested before the 2008 RNC protests in St. Paul. Originally charged with terrorism (those charges under the MN PATRIOT Act have since been dropped), they now face felony conspiracy to riot and conspiracy to commit property damage, and go to trial October 25, 2010.

Scott DeMuth (http://davenportgrandjury.wordpress.com ) goes to trial in Davenport, Iowa on September 14, 2010, one of the few people charged under the new Animal Enterprise Terrorism Act, a law passed as part of the "Green Scare" criminalizing animal rights activism.

"The Zombie 7 were not slapped with criminal charges after being absurdly arrested for 'simulating weapons of mass destruction,'" said Raphi Rechitsky, one of the Zombie 7. "But countless others are prosecuted for their artistic and political expression, views, and associations, much like the RNC 8 and Scott DeMuth. They face not only jail time and exhausting legal proceedings, but also costly legal defense. My fellow zombies and I have come to understand that with a flip of a coin, we could have been the ones to face criminal charges on outrageous accusations of 'violence.'"

We've long suspected this, but police in the Twin Cities truly seem to have lost their braaaaaiiiinnnnss.

Edited by Dan Feidt - http://hongpong.com / http://youtube.com/hongpong

Download the whole video HD - (Creative Commons with Attribution)!

http://hongpong.com/files/zombie-export-h264.mov

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Links: http://rnc8.org http://thejerichomovement.com http://criticalresistance.org http://abcf.net http://davenportgrandjury.wordpress.com

Kanye West Masonic/Egyptian "Power"; Viktor Bout's Back Baby! Videobits, FDA criminal Pfizer shell company & newstuff

"In the threatening situation of the world today, when people are beginning to see that everything is at stake, the projection-creating fantasy soars beyond the realm of earthly organizations and powers into the heavens, into interstellar space, where the rulers of human fate, the gods, once had their abode in the planets.... Even people who would never have thought that a religious problem could be a serious matter that concerned them personally are beginning to ask themselves fundamental questions. Under these circumstances it would not be at all surprising if those sections of the community who ask themselves nothing were visited by `visions,' by a widespread myth seriously believed in by some and rejected as absurd by others."

--C. G. Jung, in Flying Saucers

Huge messy post of videos & linx to throw at ya... Even The Amazonian Tribe Losing Their Land To Drilling Hated Avatar | Best Week Ever
Marco Brambilla has a style for our time, no doubt about it. Before Kanye, he did this as a kind of hotel video mural:

Damn Kanye West video "Power" got some one hell of a Masonic/Egyptian thing going on, you don't want to miss this. Another excellent piece from VC....Kanye West's "Power": The Occult Meaning of its Symbols | The Vigilant Citizen:

So Kanye stands at the gateway between the corrupt world of the profane and the exclusive world of the illuminated, wearing a Horus pendant, an unmistakable symbol of the Mysteries. One might say: “Well maybe Kanye just likes Egyptian things.” Maybe so, but in the context of this video, where all details are important and extremely meaningful, Horus becomes another piece of this symbolic puzzle.
Horned Girls - The entrance of the gateway of pillars is guarded by two horned albino girls holding a staff. Their features are very reminiscent of depictions of Isis and Hathor, goddesses of ancient Egypt. Another allusion to Egyptian magic......

.......This “moving painting” is definitely a multi-layered artwork, with many levels of interpretation: the first level is a commentary on power by using timeless symbols taken from ancient art; the second level describes a Masonic initiation with a ritual murder and an imminent rebirth.

This video lasts a mere minute and forty-three seconds but it manages to give the viewers plenty to ponder on and many symbols to decode. Looking at its meaning from a pop culture point of view, it is interesting to note that this short-film, intended to be viewed by the general public (especially young people), describes the concept of power with overt Masonic symbolism and occult references. This causes the uninformed viewers to unconsciously associate those symbols with the concept of Power, while “those in the know” get the “insider’s wink” sent by this video. Power ultimately becomes another piece in the on-going process called the “Revelation of the Method,” where the true source of power gradually and subliminally reveals itself to the world and occult rituals take place right in front of the public’s eyes.

Fantastic stuff, shocking. Beat that, cults of yore!

Viktor Bout's back, baby!
This is one lolcat who knows way to much about everything going on, in re Afghanistan etc.

A ton of documentary evidence of Israeli espionage released @ Institute for Research on Middle Eastern policy -- all the deets on The Atlantic and the new push for Iran, awesomeness. All the documents are out! The Israel Lobby Swims The Atlantic by Grant Smith -- Antiwar.com // How propagandists function: Exhibit A - Glenn Greenwald.

This is great - NY Post spoof of Weekender Commercial. Might recognize some people :)

The NY Post's (unofficial) response to the New York Times Weekender commercial - watch more funny videos

David Icke says there is a Moon Matrix. Wow dude there wasn't too much soft sell in front of this one.

He takes the manipulation of the human race and the nature of reality to still new levels of understanding and he calls for humanity to rise from its knees and take back the world from the sinister network of families and non-human entities that covertly control us from cradle to grave.
David has moved the global cutting edge so many times since his incredible ‘awakening’ in 1990 and here he does it again - and then some.
His most staggering revelation is that the Earth and the collective human mind is manipulated from the Moon, which, he says, is not a ‘heavenly body’, but an artificial construct – a gigantic ‘spacecraft’ (probably a hollowed-out 'planetoid') – which is home to the extraterrestrial group that has been manipulating humanity for aeons.
He describes what he calls the ‘Moon Matrix’, a fake reality broadcast from the Moon which is decoded by the human body/mind in much the same way as portrayed in the Matrix movie trilogy. The Moon Matrix has ‘hacked’ into the human ‘body-computer’ system, he says, and it is feeding us a manipulated sense of self and the world 24/7.

All right here's something more serious. Pharmacia & Upjohn Co. Inc, 2007, FAKE PFIZER ILLEGAL OPS SHELL CORPORATION... Those people at the FDA let Pfizer set up a shell company to crush for illegal operations, because they recognized Pfizer's huge illegal activities would kill them by kickin em off Medicare/Medicaid. They set up a shell for the illegal marketing of Bextra for surgical pain, at double the max approved dose, 40mg. Criminal deviants!Feds found Pfizer too big to nail, so they looked the other way on massive fraud. WOW.

Great story from Princeton and a bit of Macalester, Elite Deviance and spoofing to get thru academia, scholarships & meritocracy: Lost in the Meritocracy - Magazine - The Atlantic
The Garbage patch Mapped, a Way Bigger Deal that Global Warming - Massive North Atlantic Garbage Patch Mapped | Wired Science | Wired.com // Holy rainbow! Rare Buddha's Halo appears over mountain in China | Mail Online // Woods Hole says oil trapped deep, degrading very slowly - The Boston Globe
You won't believe this - At last. Someone is standing up to the anonymous web trolls | Paul Harris | From the Observer | The Observer
Federal Helium Reserve cashing out way too fast!! Damn!!Nobel prizewinner: We are running out of helium - opinion - 18 August 2010 - New Scientist
Wikitime: New Statesman - Why WikiLeaks must be protected // Julian Assange: The end of secrets? - opinion - 16 August 2010 - New Scientist // Why won't the Pentagon help WikiLeaks redact documents? - Glenn Greenwald - Salon.com // Wikileaks Lawyer Says Pentagon Given Access to Unpublished Secret Documents - Newsweek // It all starts with http://www.cypherpunks.to/faq/cyphernomicron/cyphernomicon.txt // More Wikileaks Vapid Media Froth
Michael Moore praises suspected WikiLeaks source | MichaelMoore.com
Kewl / funny video performance from the RNC8 Defense Committee: Pointing Out the Enemy: Resistance to Tyranny //Louisville: No One Expects the Conspiracy: Puppets and State Repression - Infoshop News

Guest Post: The Failure of the Second London Gold Pool | zero hedge:

It looks like the demise of the gold price suppression scheme is very close at hand. Over the years GATA has uncovered a lot of anecdotal and circumstantial evidence that the Western central banks have been dishoarding gold at an unsustainable rate in order to suppress the price. This is the first concrete evidence that, just as GATA has long been predicting, the gold price is set to blow up because physical demand for gold is overwhelming the manipulators’ ability, or willingness, to provide it.

Moar - Guest Post: Preserve and Protect: Mapping The Tipping Points | zero hedge // Visualizing America's Surging Personal Bankruptcy Filings | zero hedge // Second Hindenburg Omen Confirmation In As Many Days, Third H.O. Event In One Week Fun stuff - Policy Center - Ten Principles for Opening Up Government Information - SunlightFoundation.com

New frontiers of autism --2 Moms Reverse Autism in Sons - NaturalNews.tv it turns out that gluten free / casein free diets are doing wonders. This video is freaky but seems to have a happy ending. Reverse Autism Now | Learn How To Help Your Autistic Child Today

Our Views on Autism | Reverse Autism - interesting bits,,,,

The Sickness

Mainstream medicine defines autism most often as a brain disorder that affects 3 critical areas of development: communication, social, and creative or imaginative play. They don’t really talk about the “sickness” part. And by sickness, I’m talking about all of the things I saw happen to my son that had nothing to do with his brain. He stopped eating. He stopped talking. He stopped interacting. He went from a chubby little toddler to skin and bones with no muscle tone. He got dark rings around his eyes and started banging his head all the time. He wasn’t born like this, something had happened to him to make him sick.

Eventually, I found out that most people on the spectrum suffer from some, or all, of the following biological issues that have nothing to do with the brain:

  • Digestive Issues – Diarrhea and/or constipation
  • Highly Selective Diet – They only eat a few foods or food types
  • Yeast Overgrowth – An unhealthy imbalance of good and bad yeast
  • Nutrient Depletion/Poor Absorption – Alarmingly low levels of certain vitamins and minerals.
  • Heavy Metal Toxicity – Alarmingly high levels of heavy metals in body tissue.
  • Body Detoxification Issues – Spectrum kids have a harder time ridding their bodies of toxins.

Leaving that there for now... would be great to have these data principles for public health disclosure: Policy Center - Ten Principles for Opening Up Government Information - SunlightFoundation.com

More bits... Fidel Castro fascinated by book on Bilderberg Club - Yahoo! News //Sweden's Pirate Party to Host Wikileaks Servers | Digital Media Wire // From Blackstone to Bentham: Why Wrongful Conviction Is On The Rise // Who are The Other Guys? : Whistleblower Protection Blog //
BBC News - Fate of Universe revealed by galactic lens - lolcat neutrinos I expect...128865048419682268.jpg
More economic big bangs: Entering a Death Spiral?: Tensions Rise in Greece as Austerity Measures Backfire - SPIEGEL ONLINE - News - International // Desperate Dodd Grabbing at Straws to Stop Warren Nomination | Firedoglake // Pakistan floods satellite images compared | Fromtheold // Guest Post: What To Expect When You’re Expecting… Massive Defaults On Multiple Scales | zero hedge // Hello, We Lost Track of $25 Billion? | zero hedge // As Debate Over Bond Bubble Rages On, Gold Surges To Highest Since July 1 | zero hedge
A little Jung: I went looking for Jungian UFO material, just for lols - The Occult World of CG Jung | Features | Fortean Times  CG Jung Page - Archetypal UFO Research - An Introduction // UFOs & Alienz //Unidentified Flying Object (UFO) - New World Encyclopedia //Jung, C.G.; Hull, R.F.C., trans.: Flying Saucers: A Modern Myth of Things Seen in the Sky. (From Vols. 10 and 18, Collected Works).
Psychosocial Hypothesis

Carl Jung, the famous psychologist, theorized that UFOs might have a primarily spiritual and psychological basis. In his 1959 book Flying Saucers: A Modern Myth of Things Seen In The Sky, he pointed out that the round shape of most saucers corresponds to a mandala, a type of archetypal shape seen in religiousimages. Thus the saucers might reflect a projection of the internal desires of viewers to see them. However, he did not label them as delusion or hallucination; rather he suggested something in the nature of a shared spiritual experience.

Carl Jung & the UFO Phenomenon // LOL Erowid Ayahuasca Vault - Ayahuasca-Alien connection! Carl Jung and Terrence McKenna on the UFO phenomenon // Unusual events...

Meanwhile in Chicago - Boss // Publishing zine adventures: iprc « meow & meow
What is the Historical Context for the Kennedy Assassination? Shades of Oswald! Lee-Harvey-Oswald-Not-Guilty: Man Arrested for Two Murders in One Hour Killed in Police Custody - this site is run by someone that knew him apparently?
// Goodbye to All This: On Leaving True/Slant - Mark Dery - Doom Patrol: Annals of Our Age - True/Slant //Former Bolivian dictator arrested on exposure charge, government says - CNN.com

Round N round it goes, as we move ever further away from the Teh Big Bang....

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