Clocky holds it down; the GOD WARRIOR; shady voting machines in Nov. election

I have to praise Clocky, the clock that randomly rolls away after you hit the snooze button, so you have to chase it down. I also have to praise the BRILLIANT crazy "talking bobblehead nodder Trading Spouses GOD WARRIOR!!" as sold on eBay - a small, talking statue replicating a crazed Christian fundamentalist mom from an episode. This got some major internet and media buzz and got bid up beyond $800!

Many people were shocked and disgusted with Marguerite's behavior on the show. Not me! I thought it was so hilarious and wonderful it inspired me to create a bobblehead in her likeness! She is now my favorite t.v. personality of all time. When judgement day comes, me and Marguerite will be fighting the demons and stabbing the jaws of gargoyles and the demonic "moon creatures"! Everything's unholy!

An interview with the Dude (the basis for the Big Lebowski) on bullz-eye.com. Really enjoyed this. In particular the part where he just keeps running into the Coen brothers at several parties, a coinsidence that inspires them to do the movie.

What happens when you combine Mario and Che for a T shirt? Genius.

In the interests of offending everyone, I'd like to present Al-Jazeerah.info's official list of Jews in the Media. It's quite a list, but they left off one of my new heroes, quasi-fictional Ninja Hollywood Agent Ari Gold! Its posting on the Muslim Public Affairs Committee UK site was headlined, "If Jews Can Be This Successful In The Media, Why The Hell Are Mosque Half Wits Not Teaching it!" There's plenty of room in the media for everyone...

SONY Rootkit followup: Sorry i forgot to mention that a virus - worm, rather - has already been found on the internet that exploits this horrible thing. See also Boston Globe.

The Grand Federalist Society conspiracy: David Cumming pointed out to me once that the Masons mostly just eat pancakes. A valuable insight. Meanwhile the FedSoc, as it should be called, has systematically eaten the government. More or less.

Old tidbit on Tracking Election Irregularities: Voting machines in Virginia were reported to malfunction as touchscreen votes for victorious Democrat Tim Kaine were seemingly diverted to Republican Jerry Kilgore.

Virginia televsion station WDBJ-TV reports voters in at least four different precincts "say their votes for Tim Kaine were not recorded or took several attempts to go through. They contend the electronic touch screens repeatedly indicated they were voting for Republican candidate Jerry Kilgore instead of registering their intended vote for his Democratic opponent Tim Kaine."

There were also voting machine problems in Ohio and California. Schwartzenegger himself was initially denied the vote as the system indicated he'd already voted. Wow.

A sweet old 500KB hard drive getting wheeled across a clean room. All right. Sorry I forgot where this link came from.