Chef gets done in on South Park; The Sea Org says: WE COME BACK

I was so impressed with Wednesday's South Park episode and how it got rid of Isaac Hayes' character, while at the same time nailing Scientology for its founder's pedophiliac appetites. The solution to a libel suit was Super Adventure Club - and to make it crystal clear they put "This is what Super Adventure Club actually believes" during a brief explanation of its founding myth, going around the world and sodomizing children, which makes you immortal because of invisible spirit particles in the children. And something about an alien overlord.

You bastards. It wasn't Chef, it was that fruity little club that brainwashed him. Here are video clips of key scenes on rooftopreport.com, which appears to be some chick celebrity gossip site. Chef's death in Quicktime.

There is a whole internet storm around this, as some people want to boycott Mission Impossible 3 unless Tom Cruise quits pressuring Viacom/Paramount/Comedy Central not to rerun the original South Park Scientology episode.

Here's the king Fruit Bat himself, appearing in his only Outsider-conducted interview in 1968. From XenuTV.com: The World in Action: The Shrinking World of L. Ron Hubbard. Download the WMV here, or see it recut as "As Mad as the Madman" (5 minutes).

Note the little Star-wreath hat logo. That is the Sea Org logo (the ad is on clambake.org). "It is possibly a bit above your reality to say that we intend to salvage this sector. No one has been able to do it for 75 million years. We are the first." According to Xenu.net:

In the Advanced Orgs in Edinburgh and Los Angeles, staff were ordered to wear all-white uniforms, with silver boots, to mimic the Galactic Patrol of seventy-five million years before. According to Hubbard's Flag Order 652, mankind would accept regulation from that group which had last betrayed it.

The Sea Org order 652 has the memorable quote: "We are faced with a society in which governments aren't governing, SPs are fighting imaginary Martians, and a planet whose inhabitants must have an engram to run out on the 4th Dynamic." Funny, that's what I said to my roommate yesterday.

If you want to see the original South Park Scientology episode online, you might still be able to here. And make sure you read this amazing Rolling Stone article. And a Daily Show segment.
WaPo: 'South Park' Responds: Chef's Goose Is Cooked. BBC: South Park gets revenge on Chef.

Randomness: Mario was a Communist. You can't deny he raised the Red Star. How did we miss this?

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Posted by HongPong at March 24, 2006 02:56 PM
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